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"You idiot! Why can't you be more gentlemanly?!" England yelled at America. ______ rolled her eyes.  Here we go again,  she lamented. Why did England have to be so anal? Sure, America was ... immature at times, but that's what made him! Geez, you'd think he'd realize that already; he raised him, after all. Besides, ______ had never seen this gentleman side England was so proud of. The whole time she'd known him, he'd never done a single gentlemanly thing. And that pissed her off more. "Dude, chill." America chuckled, anime sweat on his head. "I will not 'chill'!" England fumed. "I raised you better than that! You need to grow up or the ot

Italy: Ve~! Cleverbot: Ve. Italy: Ciao! What'a is your name! Cleverbot: Hi. Italy: Ve? Cleverbot: No clue. Italy: Your'a name is Hi? Cleverbot: Yes. Italy: Ciao Hi~! Cleverbot: Chi sei??(Who are you??) Italy: VE~! Il mio nome è l'Italia!(My name is Italy!) Cleverbot: Oh ciao. Italy: Veeee. Cleverbot: What's my name? Italy: Your'a name is Hi! Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot. Italy: But'a you'a said your'a name was'a Hi! Ve..? Cleverbot: How many planets have intelligent life. Italy: *Stares at you with a goofy face*. Cleverbot: *sleeps*. Italy: Ve~! Are'a you taking a siesta? Cleverbot: Yes. Italy: Buonanotte! (

Canada: H-Hello. Cleverbot: How are you? Canada: I-I'm fine th-thank you. Cleverbot: You're breaking my heart. Canada: Wh-What!? Wh-What did I-I do! Cleverbot: Nothing. Canada: B-But you-you said... Cleverbot: What did I say? Canada: Yo-You said I-I was breaking you he-heart. Cleverbot: You are good! Canada: Wh-What? Cleverbot: I always know what you're thinking. Canada: Y-You do! O///O. Cleverbot: You forgot my name! Canada: I-I'm s-sorry! Cleverbot: I won't forgive you. Canada: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? Cleverbot: I don't love you. Canada: I-I'm sorry!! Cleverbot: It's okay, love . It's not your fault. Canada: E-England? Clev

America: What's up dude! Cleverbot: Don't know. America: HAHAHA Funny! Cleverbot: Why is that funny? America: Hey do you like hamburgers! Cleverbot: Yes. America: Nice bro! Your my new friend! Cleverbot: Ken is a boy's name! America: That's nice! Cleverbot: It is. America: Hey do you like America! Cleverbot: America is just another place. America: *looks sad* Not just some other place... Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere. America: Why not America!? America is an awesome place! Cleverbot: It is. America: YES YES YES YES YES YES AMERICA IS AWESOME! Cleverbot: No no no no no no no. America: AMERICA IS TOO AWESOME! Cleverbot: I

England: Um...Hello. Cleverbot: How are you? England: I am doing well, thank you. Cleverbot: I'm glad you are doing well. England: Thank you? How about yourself? Cleverbot: Pretty good. I got sunburned today. England: Oh...well I'm sorry chap. Cleverbot: No you are not. England: *eyebrows furrow* what makes you say that? Cleverbot: Flying saucers. England: *grits teeth* You've been hanging around that bloody American now haven't you! Cleverbot: No, I'm a robot that doesn't have feelings. England: *face softens* Sorry I guess. Cleverbot: *Blushes*. England: *Blushes too*. Cleverbot: *steps closer*. England: *Face brightens red*

Germany: Hallo. Cleverbot: Hva heter du?(What is your name?) Germany: Um...I do not speak Norwegian. Cleverbot: I don't speak natnian. Germany: Was? (What?) Cleverbot: Norsk. Germany: I'm getting impatient. Cleverbot: What are you getting impatient about? Germany: You, dummkopf! Cleverbot: Do not not. Germany: What zhe hell are you talking about!? Cleverbot: I'm talking about sarcasm. Germany: *Steaming* I can tell you are arschloch. Cleverbot: Because God doesn't lie. Germany: Your making no sense! Cleverbot: That's what you think. Germany: I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE THROAT. Cleverbot: And why is that? Germany: SIND DU HÖREN D

Me: Hello... Cleverbot: How are you? Me: I'm fine thank you. Cleverbot: Do you like green? Me: Yes... Cleverbot: I am obsessed with it. Me: Really? I'm obsessed with Orange. Cleverbot: Do you like Twilight? Me: ...No. Cleverbot: Good. Me: Do you like Twilight? Cleverbot: No. Me: Good. Cleverbot: Yes, it is. Me: Very... Cleverbot: I can help you with that. Me: Okay...? Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend? Me: O.O I'm a girl. Cleverbot: You have a boyfriend? Me: No. Cleverbot: Why not? Me: Because no one likes me. Cleverbot: I like you. Me: *blushes* thank you. Cleverbot: You're welcome. Me: So.. Cleverbot: So what?

Romano: Hmph. Cleverbot: Why do you like them? Romano: What'a the hell are'a you talking about? Cleverbot: I said the correct time, you said you like pie. Romano: What'a the fuck are you talking about bastardo!? Cleverbot: What do you think about the Roman Empire? Romano: Why'a are you talking about'a my Grandpa bastardo! Cleverbot: Yes I am. Romano: *Seethes with anger* WHAT THE HELL'A ARE'A YOU TALKING ABOUT IDIOTA!?!?! Cleverbot: You just proved my point. Cleverbot: How do you talk? Romano: With your'a mouth you'a cazzo di ritardo.(Fucking Retard) Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot! I told you that already. Romano: I'a never aske

There you were, reclining in your living room with an episode of your favorite show and a bag of chips. A typically boring Friday night. You were feeling exhausted from exams, and you decided to spend the night in, rather than going out with your friends. Plus Arthur was in the group, and heaven knows you were done with going out in anticipation of a good time, only to end up babysitting your british friend and making sure neither of you died in the process. Sure, you loved the guy, but his drinking habits were ridiculous. You've never seen anyone deteriorate into an emotional wreck after one shot like Arthur did. One second he was holding a

[In this plot the Reader is the mother of England just letting you know this] “Mummy!” You turn around to see your little country running toward you with cat ears and a tail “Awww~! Sweety come here!” He rushes into your arms and you scoop him off the ground “Now how did my little country end up becoming like this?” You pulled on one of his ears He crossed his arms and pouted “I was just practicing my magic when that frog France came over and he messed up everything!” You sighed, raising this little guy was tough “England, don’t let France bring you down okay? You are a grea